The Penguin’s Beach Day
A man was driving down the road when a policeman stopped him. The officer looked in the back of the man’s truck and said, “Why...
Jokes
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Kangaroo’s Rainy Day
“Oh, no!” the kangaroo groaned to her friend, the rabbit. “The forecast calls for rain.” “What’s the problem with that?” asked the rabbit. “We could...
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Three Wishes on the Deserted Island
Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. “I...
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A Matter Of Punctuation…
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men...
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The Brazen Student and the Unforgettable Exam Exit
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof asked all the students to put...
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The Secret Diet Plan
A husband and wife decided to go on a diet together to shed a few pounds before their vacation. They agreed to encourage each other...
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The Speeding Ticket Excuse
A police officer pulled over a man for speeding. As the officer approached the car, he noticed that the man’s wife was frantically trying to...
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The Remote Control Battle
A husband and wife were fighting over the TV remote control. They both wanted to watch different shows at the same time. After a heated...
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The DIY Home Repair
John and Mary were homeowners who decided to tackle some home improvement projects themselves. One weekend, they decided to paint their living room. John said,...
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The Morning Coffee Challenge
A husband and wife were having a friendly argument about who should brew the morning coffee. The wife said, “You should do it because you...
